- ANGRY ETSY CAT: Egg Tree Trauma Beanie
- Ok I wore it. We’re best friends. You can stop dialing her number over and over while weeping into the hottub.
- At Least It Can’t Get Much Worse.
- OH GOD IT DID.
- I Gave Up After She Exchanged My Hind Legs For Wheels. I Think The Soft Focus Helps.
- First you make us wear the hats and you sob into my fur. Then you yell at Stan for eating perfectly good vomit. I hate this holiday.
- V-Day Special: 4th Level Druid Can’t Level Up In This
- V-Day Special: Awkward Confection Hat Dogs
- V-Day Special: Pee-Pee Panic, Ring Of Maddening Tulle Dog
- V-Day Special: Fleecy Pink Tube Dog Wishes It Could Stop Being Full-Body Valentine