- Unfurtunate, A Triptych
- Ok I wore it. We’re best friends. You can stop dialing her number over and over while weeping into the hottub.
- 4th Level Druid Can’t Level Up In This
- ‘Drop-Kicked Through The Goal Posts Of Life’ Dogs
- “Can Carry Own Poop In Bustle Now, Thanks” Dog
- ‘Just Can’t Bear It Anymore’ Snow Plow Frock Dog
- I Gave Up After She Exchanged My Hind Legs For Wheels. I Think The Soft Focus Helps.
- Christmas Special: Dog Is Like Candycane No One Will Lick
- Hanukkah Special: ‘Candle Burned Out In Heart Long Ago’ Puppy
- Thanksgiving Holiday Special: DOG SALTS BUTTER SUIT WITH OWN TEARS