Holiday Specials

HAPPY ST’ PADDY’S DAY FROM SAD ETSY DOGS!

“First you make us wear the hats and you sob into my fur. Then you yell at Stan for eating perfectly good vomit. I hate this holiday. “(DyanasArt)


HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

‘I Gave You My Heart And You Gave Me This Hat’ Dog (Sweethoots)


HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR FROM ‘DISMAL DRAGON’ DOG!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ANGRY ETSY CATS, ‘PLANETARY ALIGNMENT’ & NYAN THIS, BITCH’!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dog Is Like Candy Cane No One Will Lick (Lifesruff)

 

Stocking Filled With Jokes At Own Expense (Petstache)

 

‘O, For A Tannenbottle Of Whiskey’ Dog (Sweethoots)

 

‘Santa’s Little Helpless’ (StylinDogsBoutique)

 

‘Still Do Laugh And Call Them Names’ Rein-Of-Tears DogsSHOP: StylinDogsBoutique

SHOP: PrancingPupDesigns

SHOP: LenaPavia

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‘Godawful Tree Beanie Holiday Apron’ Dog (LenaPavia)

 

‘Would Silence Their Own Night, Suicide Yarn Puppies’ (PoshPoochDesigns)


HAPPY HANUKKAH FROM SAD ETSY DOGS!

 

‘On The First Day Of Hanukkah, My True Love Gave To Me, A Bra Cup And Some Ringlets’ (LenaPavia)

 

You Guys, You Guys! The Fate Dreidel Really Isn’t On My Head, Is It?! (ilickyou)

 

ANGRY ETSY TUTU CAT: ‘Wrath Of God’ (KOCouture)

 

‘My People Still Suffer’ (Sweethoots)


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Thanks For The Blankets & Cholera Dog (DoggieDuds123)

Sausage Dog Stuffed In Yam Knit  (WarmWeenies)

 

‘Dressed In Entire Hateful Gourd Suit’ Dog (PoshPoochDesigns)


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

‘CANDY CORNERED’ & ‘THE DIREST PUMPKIN’ Dogs Beg You To End Them (SweetHoots)

 

Frankenstein Dog Just Can’t Stop Crying (PoshPoochDesigns)

The Saddest Witch In The West (MarysCraftCorner)

 

ANGRY ETSY CAT: ‘I’d wear your skin like a hat’ (Kmsoriginal)

 

Mini-Gourd-Dog-So-Sad Wishes You Happier Halloween (HandmadeMonster)

Halloween Week, Woe On Parade: 50 Additional Images of Woe

LOVE, from Sad Etsy Dogs & The Dog-Faced Girl