- Unfurtunate, A Triptych
- Ok I wore it. We’re best friends. You can stop dialing her number over and over while weeping into the hottub.
- 4th Level Druid Can’t Level Up In This
- ‘Drop-Kicked Through The Goal Posts Of Life’ Dogs
- “Can Carry Own Poop In Bustle Now, Thanks” Dog
- ‘Just Can’t Bear It Anymore’ Snow Plow Frock Dog
- I Gave Up After She Exchanged My Hind Legs For Wheels. I Think The Soft Focus Helps.
- Christmas Special: Dog Is Like Candycane No One Will Lick
- Hanukkah Special: ‘Candle Burned Out In Heart Long Ago’ Puppy
- Thanksgiving Holiday Special: DOG SALTS BUTTER SUIT WITH OWN TEARS
Sad Etsy Dogs is NOT affiliated with the traffic-leaches who bought the name and want to sell you stuff.
If you’re going to buy stuff because of this name, buy it from the nice craftspeople at Etsy. It’s the least we can do to thank them for the laughs.
Where’s a Rolled-up Newspaper of Justice when you need one?