“No Woman: No Cry” Dog

SHOP: KOCouture

Super Sad Bee Dog Dreads ‘Honey’

SHOP: GreatDealsForYou

‘Rescue Me’ Princess Dog

SHOP: GreatDealsForYou

‘Can’t Choke Up A Squirrel In All This Pink, Thanks’ Dog

SHOP: Down Under Dog Designs

Dog Would Prefer Slow, Waterless Death On Savannah To Zebra Suit

SHOP: Spoiled Bratzwear


SHOP: FrouFrouFido


Sad Etsy Dogs is NOT affiliated with the traffic-leaches who bought the name and want to sell you stuff.

If you’re going to buy stuff because of this name, buy it from the nice craftspeople at Etsy. It’s the least we can do to thank them for the laughs.

Where’s a Rolled-up Newspaper of Justice when you need one?